![]() It looks like you’re trying to find a page that may have been moved or not longer exists. Please try using our search function to find your content. Are you looking. Get up to the minute entertainment news, celebrity interviews, celeb videos, photos, movies, TV, music news and pop culture on ABCNews.com. Hugh Hefner Dies At 91: Remembering The Playboy Mogul; Obama Gets Teary Dropping His Daughter Malia Off At Harvard; Set Tour: Behind-The-Scenes Of '90s House'. Piers Morgan on the new Dr Who. THURSDAY, July 1. Fancy playing in a charity cricket match for my England Legends XI against my local club?’ Freddie Flintoff asked me recently. I rocked up at Alderley Edge Cricket Club in Cheshire today to find Flintoff, Michael Vaughan, Steve Harmison, Simon Jones, Geraint Jones, Alex Tudor, Adam Hollioake, Dominic Cork, Monty Panesar and Glen Chapple. I was the ONLY non- England Legend. Jodie Whittaker is set to play the new Dr Who. The opposition, current Cheshire League champions, fielded an Australian professional fast bowler named Hamish.‘He’s very quick,’ warned one local.‘He’s no Brett Lee,’ I replied.‘I wouldn’t tell him that…’ the local chuckled. ![]() "Monitoring the Invisible Empire" Large collection of graphics and anti-masonic commentary and articles. I’m horrified at this massive insult to the non-binary, gender-neutral community and can only hope it is rectified by making all the Daleks gender-fluid. Hamish arrived, so I told him: ‘You’re no Brett Lee…’He smirked, worryingly. We fielded first and Alderley Edge scored 1. Then it was our turn to bat. Flintoff confidently strode out with 5. I’ve got this,’ he roared. The Hollywood Reporter is your source for breaking news about Hollywood and entertainment, including movies, TV, reviews and industry blogs. Federalism is a simple concept: The states, not the federal government, should control most issues. Shares. Breitbart TV is the home of the hottest video on politics, world events, culture, and media. ![]() He was bowled first ball. I was next in, so passed him as he sheepishly slunk back to the pavilion.‘Relax skip, I’VE got this,’ I laughed. Hamish was brought on immediately, pawed the turf like an enraged Pamplona bull let loose to spear foolish tourists, and bowled me a vicious bouncer that sent me diving for cover.‘Oh dear,’ chortled the commentator, former England star and Sky presenter Paul Allott. This is like that Brett Lee fiasco all over again!’Next ball, Hamish over- pitched and I smashed him for four. The 2,0. 00- strong crowd erupted, as he sank to his knees in horror. I tapped him on the backside with my bat.‘Like I said mate, you’re no Brett Lee.’He bowled the next ball even faster and I crashed him over his head for another four. Humiliated, Hamish was taken off.‘Know the worst thing about this?’ I chortled, as he sloped away.‘What?’ he muttered.‘5. Twitter.’I was out soon after but returned to a hero’s welcome from my startled team- mates.‘I take it all back,’ admitted Allott. I was wrong about your cricket skills, Morgan, and I apologise.’Freddie was less generous: ‘If there’s one thing worse than getting a golden duck in front of your home crowd, it’s watching Piers bloody Morgan then smash it around the park. Proper shots too!’Talking of proper shots, England star Jimmy Anderson’s wife Daniella celebrated my innings by ordering numerous trays of lethal tequila slammers with cinnamon and sliced orange. After the fifth one, she informed me: ‘My friend Kerry has always wanted to punch you in the face.’Kerry admitted this was true but clarified: ‘You don’t seem quite so terrible in the flesh.’ ‘I’m more popular than you think,’ I observed. A steward approached. Piers, some fans want a selfie. ![]() Do you mind?’‘Of course!’ I said, winking smugly at Daniella and Kerry and walking over to two big, burly heavily intoxicated men. They put me between them, then clamped my arms so I couldn’t move and filmed themselves shouting at me: ‘Piers Morgan is a complete c***!’On a more positive note, the day raised thousands for Prostate Cancer UK and the club’s junior cricket academy. MONDAY, July 1. 7Doctor Who is to be played for the first time by a woman. I’m horrified at this massive insult to the non- binary, gender- neutral community and can only hope it is rectified by making all the Daleks gender- fluid, so they identify as male or female in different episodes depending on their exterminating mood. MONDAY, July 2. 4The Guardian has published a behind- the- scenes feature on Good Morning Britain, in which the writer tries to work out which famous couple most remind her of Susanna Reid and me.‘Editor Neil Thompson tells me the co- hosts’ relationship is similar to Jack and Vera Duckworth [the Coronation Street couple who tolerated each other grudgingly],’ she opines, ‘as opposed to Don and Betty Draper [the Mad Men couple who detest each other]: “They love each other, but they also drive each other crazy.” In my mind, the relationship it most mirrors is that of Ron Burgundy and Veronica Corningstone in the film Anchorman, where a competent, intelligent woman battles to maintain her professionalism when faced with the incessant witterings of a man entirely lacking in self- awareness.’FYI: Ron Burgundy ends up marrying Veronica after she confesses: ‘Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 7. I love you.’I mentioned this to Susanna, who pondered for a few seconds then replied: ‘0. SATURDAY, July 2. Dinner in Beverly Hills with ‘Saint’ Gary Lineker, whose politically correct halo has taken a bit of a battering since the BBC salary scandal revealed he earns 1,0. Clare Balding’s dog, or something. I think Lineker’s worth every penny. He’s one of the best live broadcasters in the country and anyway, how do you evaluate the football punditry expertise of a man who was one of England’s greatest- ever strikers? I hear people say anyone could host Match Of The Day, but could they do it from the perspective of someone who won the Golden Boot at a World Cup? Nonetheless, that doesn’t mean I’m not thoroughly enjoying his current squirming.‘Hi mate,’ I said when we met tonight. Would you mind sitting with your back to the restaurant?’Gary looked puzzled.‘Why?’‘Because we have arrived at a unique situation in our relationship where it is now more brand- damaging for me to be seen out with you than the other way round.’. San Francisco Bay Guardian | Looking for a Guardian article? It looks like you’re trying to find a page that may have been moved or not longer exists. Please try using our search function to find your content. Are you looking for a Bay Guardian story that was published before 2. If so, read on. The print and online articles from the Bay Guardian newspaper and sfbg. Bay Guardian archives, and you can search the archive at this link. We will be adding more to the archives in coming months, so stay tuned! This project is hosted by our friends at 4. Hills. SUPPORT OUR EFFORTS HERE! Also, take a look at our Issuu account for searchable PDFs of our most recent issues. ![]() Fashion Editorial & Stories - Farfetch. 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